If, else, if else…

hello friends.....
hope you all doing fine. i am alive and kicking. Last couple of days left for the BTpresentation..
as i told you guys, that i don't feel like singing serenades for ne anthropoid ..here on earth, so may b i'll just buy a ticket from NASA tourism..and go to Venus to find out..What's wrong at that place >:D..cause i have been told ..women are from Venus and the XYs are Martians ;-). Anyways i still took out some time, (kauli...thank God for small mercies :P)..and came out with these lines ..(caution: it's a heavy weight programming ;-), meant only for the software guys) others can try ..and my best wishes for your efforts....but if you already read that then ask any tyro in prog..and he'll let you know ..IT"S ALL CRAP!!!;-)

If, else, if else…

There’s a lot of time I spend
To get my life debugged
I have done so many syntax errors
I’ll take decades to get it figured



I included all the headers
The iostream, math & the conio
And climbed the tallest tower of Hanoi
That I even forgot who was Romeo



Love for me is a language
I know I just can’t understand
As if “for, while, do while” were not enough
It’s got more loops than I can comprehend



Since I knew heart has got 4 chambers
I used {(girl*)malloc(******xfour)}
I don’t know why they could not cooperate
I found myself knocking on a closed door



I tried to correct and compile
And I even tried the OOP
One thing I got all cleared
I wasn’t good at writing an SOP



I switched to many different algorithms
To try to find out it’s a fault of who’s
Life is different than a program
I realized then, there are no “goto”es



Something I felt!!!!!!!!!
And before the omnipotent I knelt.



Some strange fine round pearls left my eyes,
Rolling down my cheeks, which to me was feminine.
I couldn’t believe a programmer could feel this way,
So I tasted with my tongue, the drops indeed tasted saline.

Post getting long, I can read your mind,
I know this one you are finding gross.
Top right corner of the screen you’ll find,
All you need to do is to click on the cross.

NO NO NO...no good now to beat your head, it's over it's past and you have read it, no good if you cursing me right now...i told you before ;-) >:D...
ciao guys...tell me how it's being getting brain damaged.

INCONTROVERTIBLE CONTRADICTION......

afer accepting kaulism, the time i felt was ripe to try to have my brain Cals. burn for some creative
stuff...so if you guys, as kaul says, have survived his quest for true love...lemme warn you it's the next level of that part..and surely this time ur chances of survival are really slim...neways me not feeling quixotic thesedays, it's been 4 yrs...and 4 long yrswhen i last felt my heart beationg 80/s...but it's been a perfect 70/s for quite some time now....and i am more into painting and guitar and stuff....so i need grace marks from all of the people...20 minutes down..all i could come up was this......

There was I standing, I felt so small

Kicking my toes on an isolated wharf,

To figure out looking at the Cyclops’s eye

Others were giants or was I dwarf

The noise kept coming from distant corners

I looked around for a thousand times

I found myself confused and drawn

Calculating in my head the biggest of primes

I have seen the most familiar faces

With the most foreign smiles

Playing the most wicked of moves

On the sixty four black and white tiles

I have seen the nymphs of the world

But none with a heart of gold

I found the most charming face

With both my eyes closed

I know the people are scared of

Ghosts, spirits, phantoms & lord

They say he’s the most sacred

But I m most afraid of God

Jaded, exhausted and with my leg twisted

I have covered a zillion miles

Cause I love to see on the bony faces

With dry lips having the most godly smiles

I can give the last of my blood drops

To try to save the last of its zygote

But the Humanity has its fast dying crops

No denying the chances to are remote

Though it looks even on both sides

But the lever is tilted, there’s no fulcrum

Futile is my effort, but I’ll keep trying

I wish I could solve life’s conundrum

i gotta leave now for my college, it's project time and only 3 days left for the Viva, then i am all free to fall in love ;)......and after 2 or 3 months after my joining i'll be ready for any commitment being finacially & mentally independent....anyways..why to bore you guys with that...you all just take care and enjoy being under the shadow of the cupid, .....

adios...love you all

prabhakar...( single & "loo" king >:D..nthing just bad digestion...)

To the countrymen............and women

Can i say good morning to all? can i because the calender shows May 23rd and it's just a day after the Twin Blasts at two of the cinema halls in Delhi and I am here thinking how abysmal has this world become...well i can't blame the world cause i haven't seen much part of it, so I'll share with you guys what signals i got through my retina which got processed in my brain and got stuck there, the images are still flashing in front of my eyes and are refusing to fade away, making feel nauseated and sick of........ no not the country... but some of my countrymen..with whom I share my nationality.......

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22nd March, 2005
8:25 pm
reports come on the screens about the first blast at LIBERTY on 24x7 NEWS channels, finally getting something gripping to air to the public, which they know will see atleast for the next 6 hours non-stop and will make them look concerned. So the screen lights up with all the gory images, which the news reader is quick to point out are the first images being telecast, exclusively on $$%@. Well the situation is grave and ppl are watching with gaping mouths, but then ..." ABHI WAQT HAI EK BREAK KA, APP HAMARE SAATH BANE RAHIYE, DEKHTE RAHIYE...#@$@#$",...so people also take their time out, calling out their family members, and telling them to charge up their CRTs. After the "Priya Gold..HAQ SE MANGO" advertisement, fianlly comes the pretty face on the screen...and the same clips shown repeatedly..non stop!!,,,,
25 minutes gone by and suddenly hell breaks loose...
NEWS READER:"I'll have to interrupt here but we have reports coming in that there is one more blast at another cinema hall..Satyam..Satyam...hello anil can you hear me..."
ANIL:(fiddling with his earplug...no response...,,)
N.R.: hello anil kya aap meri awaaz sin pa rahein hain. (....now in hindi, as if the cable will provide more bandwidth for our most respectfully insulted National Language.)
ANIL:("still not knowing where has he landed up....")
N.R.: "I think we have lost contact with our correspondent there..well we'll mve on to the Honourable #$#@ who's on phone with us.. so sir how garve is the law and order situation in the capital".
The BIG tummy dummy: well the situation is under control! (!!!!!!!!!!!!now what's that?? it's a bit funny..like opening the umbrella after getting all drenched and drained in the rain.)
N.R. : sir how big was the blast? Where from the explosives came? (...i wonder if the N.R. is thinking the man on the phone himself planted the explosive there...)
The BIG tummy dummy: hey..nothing to worry about.it wasn't a Big explosion, people hvn't got burns..only external injuries(...hmmm..so u get burns from inside..another imbecile! 1 dies, 500 ppl get injured, that too only an official figure, and he wants us to believe someone only farted!! )
-------------PHONE LINE GONE!!!!( must be a garuda connection!)--------------------
the N.R. looks horrorstruck guess what it was time for another commercial break and he's already 1 minute late in taking that...so he takes that and finally after the 10 minutes of lies and false promises on T.V. (..resembling a bit like the indian election campaign) ANIL gets connected.....ANIL the 007...yup he looks like one of the IIMA material and an expert in deductive reasoning,
ANIL:"hello newscenter...this is Anil from..LIBERTY.. according to reports reaching us there has been another blast at Satyam cineplex...and I would like to point out that both halls were screening the new flick "JO BOLE SO NIHAL", featuring Sunny Deol. The film was in controversy due to some objection raised by SGPC, and was already banned in punjab.....probably (..taking a deep breath...to help him exhale more, as simple as that), there can be some religious fundamentalists behind these blasts."(..what more can you do to act as a responsible journalist..helping to maintain a secular environment in the country...???? May be Anil is thinking "Why can't ppl apply there brain may be i should tell them cause i m smart.")

anyways suddenly mutilated bodies have started coming out of the scene and they are being "rushed" to the nearby Hospital LHMC, not exactly rushed cause there are ppl, taking there skullheads out of there windows to have a look at the site and for that obviously they have to slow off to have a nice look, thus causing traffic snarls and making the ambulance go at 20 km/hr and ofcourse there are future SRKs too, who are using this opportunity to impress Mr. Ghai to take them into his next film. I can see a mother crying for her child..and is not in the focus thuogh , suddenly the cameraman gets it too and here he goes zoooming on her face...suddenly after seeing that the camera on her..number of people helping her increases...then come the ugly faces...laughing in front of the camera, waving to the T.V. audience, making ample use of someone's tragedy.
As if things are not that gauche..comes another reporter...and he's got a cameraman with him...and he's taking us into the wardrooms...yes exclusively...and meets a guy bleeding from head to toe, being taken on stretcher, the reporter decides he won't leave him alone, so what does he do......
"haaan apka naam?" ( moving with the stretcher....)
" (....no answer)"
"kya hua tha wahan?"(...trying to keep pace)
"p..at..,a n..ah.iin
"Aap us waqt kahan thei?"
"mai...nnn to.i.toilet mai..n t..ha"
"Phir kya hua?
"...p..ata na.naa.h.in.."
" Abhi aap ko kahan le ja rahein hain?" (can you believe that?)
"me..mere..re ko fir.st a.id ke li..ye le ja.a ra..he ha..in" (cries out in pain! and is then breezed to the OPD).
that extra effort of the reporter really makes me sick,,, and makes me look down at their feet ....have they really turned their toes...??--------------------------
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Have we really lost our souls..to the clique of murderers now turned politicians...or to the cricketers who do everything other than playing cricket...well i do have interest in both the things...but the way people acted that day really shook me to my senses, and cautioned me so that i don't become the same ugly face of today's "more civilised society" better off me being a gawanr.
But I have realised like most other people I am also a passive mourner, and i know the theater won't allow me a big role, but i'll strive hard and contribute in whichever way possible.
GOD give wisdom to the people of the "sacred land" .

the baptism...nsit fountain( me in the pink shirt :-))..

THE GALAXY......in which i lived once....

so the exams ended after what seemed to be an endless wait, i dunno it always feels tht way whether there r 3 or 5 subjects. the final touches to the guillotine were given by the subject paper..which could only b solved by THE MATRIX men...and i know we have someNeo(s)in oue class,... wheeew the subject had so many Matrices to solve....."ROBOTICS"...never knew it would b so very boring when i started this semester...it was really a cherry on top after DSP paper and so....... i was murdered this time.."again".
But that's not what i'll be talking here abt...it's a blog of my chums...and i don't wanna bore you guys..so that was also the day of our final visit to college as students of ICE batch 2001...and couldn't have allowed a piece of wood cellulose to upset our day...so we moved to a better place..the devi ka mandir..called PRIYA..and we worshiped a lot...;-)hey just japing yaar ...we are not despos...just went in there to hv a good time, had some snacks, did some tafari here and there and then came back. we also talked about how our college days went by...and i though that i should also post to my blog and put my perspectve at the right place...kaul babu says that "Prabhu u take a lots of names and that's why you get into trouble." so here i m at my job again but this time i'll only write good things abt other but i won't lie too so i'll write abt those ppl whom i think do have something which set them apart from the crowd. Well the word for that a long time before would be "egregious" but that has aquired a new and derogatory meaning in past few decades ( the black sheep of the herd).. .but what i mean is these r the ppl i believe who'll stand out and will perform mind blowingly well and some names i'll be writing cause i simply love them.:) some names i won't be able to include, cause i never had the opportunity to be with or observe a lot. So here are few stars of THE GALAXY..i feel proud to be a part of:
ROHIT KAUL: i m starting with name cause he's the most persistent one and since he'll visit my blog before all of you guys:-p. well he's a leader in a sense tht he really inspires in his own way..my blogging started since he was doing it in a very impressive way. Well the "UNSTOPPABLE" has made it to IIML and i said was a tough contender before THE WAR began, simply because he never gives up. if i only had 50% of his determination..i dunno where i'll see myself in the next 10 yrs!!
SANDEEP: sandy as we call him, is a maharaja of sorts...and i'll call him "THE PLAYER OF THE WORDS".
apart from that a very aggressive and a person with a great brain, was my another bet for CAT but he missed at the last hurdle, otherwise he would have cleared the interview with all ease and i know he'll do it the very next time..so all the very best.
VAIBHAV: chottu, tingu, vibhu whatever we call him...this "{ 4 FT 4" }"device comes with one of the fastest processors in the world between his ears. he lives in the vedic world of mathematics and calculates in his mind, even after 4 yrs at an engg college...i wish i could also travel bk in vedic times..but that would require more than a time machine i know....great going vaibhav ...but plzz gve horn when you drive next time, i really want you to live long!!!
SAUMITRA RAJ MEHROTRA: behind this big name is a very thin guy..;-)( heheehe...just like me!!) saumi's gonna play the protogonist of "Inscrutable Americans" this summer when he lands up there in US of A. (United State of Adultry) after getting a great great GRE score of (%^$#) . God save his virginity!! He's the man behind the -ive inductor...and who knows if he makes a -ve oscilltor too and thus adding this to our ears would stop the aging process. Saumi don't get angry, you know you one of the best Pals i have. actually he's the Mr. Cool of teh group and can never let neone get to his nerves,(...one of the most impo quality to survive in market) so a great buffer for me!!.
SHITIZ: "Shittie"..and i know this name of his smells a bit foul but he's one with a very pleasant personality...a vijay to all veerus...can get you into trouble without making you angry. he's the one who inspired me to get some marks..and got inspired from me to lose all of his..so we swapped personalities a little while bk:-). he;s a hardcore punjabi..and never believe him when he says he daoes hv chutta and will give ur Rs 5 tommorow!!!
he's the one who's gonna mke ppl rock at the INFY campus...may you get some other saumi there.
SAUMIK BASAK: well "THE JAVA MAN" is one to look out for in the software arena. probably the one who takes things least seriously and even then manages to survive. A bangali at heart, he's not rasugulla (..he's not that fair..) but a gulabjamun. i know working for INFY he'll make the QUARK ppl kick their own butt. saumik before you leave the college plzz say ur dil ki baat...life never waits for you!!
SUMMIT SINGH: ,,,,Bunty don't beat me foe this..But "BUNTY FINALLY GOT A BUBBLY!!" in the 7th sem...bunty and don't think me making ne fun just want you to take things in a lighter ..i felt just as bad as all ne1 from the grp...god kick the teacher to hell... i know u'll clear it. he's just like ne other sardar and hs got good sense of humour and mainuu bunty naal pyaar ho gaya hai..see i m learning punjabi too..i know i take a lot of panga with you..but tht's because i and we all love you.
PRASHANT BHORIA: ummmmm...i know he won't read it but i can't miss THE MAN 's name. and the thoughts abt him r my personal opinion. He's the kind of talent that i really feel envy of... if only i had that much potential..i would have used it most efficiently. He says if he was organised he would be dangerous..i would say he's the most dangerously disorganised person..he can do some stuff that i can't do even after putting my best efforts..A great sense of music, a great brain, a great heart..the most unselfish of all, always smilling in any situation...i would love to see him getting to new heights...but it's really a time to do what the world's been waiting for....ALL THE BEST!!
ROHAN MORARKA: what can i say,.. it was a priviledge to hv you in the same batch...THE ENCARTA of the class..knows even the name of the dog of the aunty's cousin sisters friend's father who lives on the dholpur gaon , Rajasthan wheewww. I dunno how many GBs he's got up there in his brain but if he's got some extra plzzz gimme some i m still living in the KBs age:-(..
Words for the Man..: since now that IIMA ppl have got what they deserved;-)....plzz pay some attention to ur dimensions(/ health) and come out of the 1 D world to the 3D;-). and bhoria u come out of 4D world ..Lose some weight!!
RATIKA GUPTA: ratti is probably the girl in the class with cutest of features and who'll always give a reply with a smiling face..and with looks of a real baby also got a morphology to suit that and and looks really good for her...it's the face that when you see and feel like doing..:"GOOGLI GOOGLI WOOSH". A great writer and i would love to blogroll her if she has got ne blog..and if she allows.
NEHA NAGPAL: A good intelligent girl..with just a different but right attitude towards life. Though u couldn't get me medical certificate for free but u r still my friend;-). And you are sensitive but tough at the same time and that why you hv got great times ahead.
SHUBHIKA TANEJA: She's the one who's definitly gonna land at the place where she wants to. A true picture of determination and a brain of a researcher....i dunno how she could deal with defunct units at our campus??..takes lots of patience. I wish you all the success in your efforts in the future. remember if i come to US of A, u'll pick up all the tabs..as you have already given the word for it!!;-). and just to let you know, i only used to bug you about Mahatma Gandhi..he's my idol too, it's just that i have stopped fighting for him o:-).
SONIKA VERMA and SWETA VERMA: i m writing both the names together ..cause i really get confused which one is who?? sorry for the confusion but i have got a way out..the taller one has got smaller and the shorter one has got longer name:-). you know nice things come in packages..and you two have got the most friendly attitude..i really feel bad thtat i could not perform with you two...but probably will get a chance in coming times.
all the best two you!!
SUCHANDRA : i hvn't written the last name..cause (i'll admit) i don't know the spelling i believe! and though vaibhav told me what you think about me, i got no prob cause it's been all my fault . 4 yrs in same colleges and still not talking to teh most gregarious person around...surely was a bee in my bonette and i don't know how to kill it. well you were also one who was up there i the cntenders for IIMS and good to see that you made it.
Savour the taste of success....many more to go!! All the very best.
SHRUTI KHANNA: A great combination of beauty with brain, fire on the dance floor and such personalities are not a dime a dozen. all the very best!!There are lots of admirers of yours in our batch. The world is waiting ...just step in and have a blast.
SONIKA MALHOTRA: The most smiling member of NSIT blogger community and the most optimistic too. The tsunami initiative you took and your participation in the blood donation camps in our college really shows that you got a genuine heart too. :-). Always keep it that way!!!

the post getting too long...so gotta log out!! i'll write a 2nd part...
see ya chums:-).

me with the thing tht gives me best comfort...the song?: pehla pehla pyaar..org. by kumar sanu. 

insanity prevails at iims;-) dil pe mat liyo!! 

that's how u make ur partner go higher!!(my lovely parents) 

THE GR8 LAKHERA DYNASTY: Dr & dr (hope u guys know the diff b/w 2...;-))