Friday, April 29, 2005

THE BUZZ word...CBMs

indo-paki realtions....wooow..tht's sth even the BBC covers...and should i be proud of it...ohhh yeah.. i think i m!!!...everyone talks abt it even the the ppl from the west...good to b at the centerstage...CRAP ALL CRAP...i don't give a damn abt wht US of A has to say on this..but i m intereted because....i m really an indi at heart..and that's what has made me come bk to the active blogging arena...one word popped up again and again.. THE CBMs...india building CBMs...pakis building CBMs...i tried to build CBMs...she made all the CBMs go down like a pk of cards..CBMs here..CBMs there...CBMs everywhere!!! BUT the n comes THE QUESTION ...wht r CBMs..???
(1) Welll through indian perspective i know they use it as an acronym for the Confidence Building Measures....and tht's wht i expect from a moderate goverment..the PM wants to save every penny for the economy of teh country, and is a real bean counter...good for our country...three cheers for that...and i know that for everything he looks at Mrs. Gandhi..who does all the CBMs...HEY NOW WHT"S THT...
(2) That's Consultancy Besides Management..so she 's there at every step, taking his finger in her hand and helping him cross the road.but don't get fooled here the other party is buiding/taking/buying CBMs too ...
(3) Yaaaaa!!!!!!! Mr. Pervez Musharuff is really trying to take some CBMs...now wht do u think he had in mind when he talks abt the CBMs.....easy one...Continental Ballistic Missiles...and he's really honest in saying tht he wanna use the CBMs to solve(...or settle!!!) the kashmir issue once and for all!!!
there is one more person who comes into this frame of talks...the one who leads the CBMs....

(4) you got it RIGHT :-)...Mr. Bush...yes and the Coalition of Baghdad Massacre..he is leading..has some vested interests here, tht u all must be knowing...so dubya wants that nothing goes off the track..in afganistan..that's why he for the time being wants the two parties to stay quiet.
and here's where i come in...
(5) Recently i sent some1 i like some...CBMs...( read-> Cute Blandishing Messages...)..and everthing was going fine until my good caring friends decided to help me out their way..and rest is history....I got a real nice long offliner..reading the name of the sender my heart went beating like a train on a track..just for a millionth of a second though....and when i read the full msg..some1 pulled the chain of the train..
(6) All dreams shattered in 4 lines...well actually i appreciatethe way she did it...now the things are crystal clear..all the msgs sent from my id..she saw only CBMs...Crap Between Messages...and now i know....it was all Costly Bandwidth Misuse...


SEE YAA GUYS..and i promise i'll write more..only if u post comments...